BEEP…[YOU HAVE ONE NEW VOICE MESSAGE][NEW MESSAGE]Well…uh…let’s see if I know how to work this properly. Okay…uh…here we go, I guess. Okay…Dear [INSERT], if you are listening to this message, then you have successfully, for once, opened and listened to your voicemails. Finally! Now I’m getting off track…well you see, I have gotten myself in a bit a trouble, so I’m somewhat hoping that you’ve re...