The security guard at my work says his shiftstretches out like a piece of bubblegum.I've never heard something so true, how eventhe day's flavor seems to get blander than chewing grass, butlike cows, we keep on chewing.How sometimes, the day's so dry, it gets stuck in your throat & you can't swallow until the day ends itself.  Today, after my 148th conversation about the weather, I feel mar...