I have come to the conclusion that I am not dead.I am certain, in fact, that I am merely visitingthe vast plains of the afterlife insteadas a tourist, casually wanderingHell with no contract preventing me from returning to the Land of the Living.Should this be the case, I figure there’d besome rhyme or reason for my ordeal,perhaps a moral to learn or divinityto meet or ancient relic to stealbac...