The first dinner critique
Dinner - is this what you call dinner?Why did you make it like that?You've been cooking for so many years and you still cook like this?I'm not eating this - I'm making my own foodYou are:Normal, funny, quiet, smartFather, husband, brother, son, friendHurtful words, hurtful slaps sometimesA dinner critiqueIf dinner was a metaphor for you, I'd call you rotten chickenYou broke her down like a chic...