This ideal destination borders on imagination and goes 20,000 leagues beyond - or rather below - what you would expect
If you hope to swim with swishing tails, long for shimmering scales, and crave the freshest tuna known to mer-man
Atlantis is for you
We hold a five sea star review and have plenty of things to do
Such as the Atlantis Museum of Art
Where you can listen to the largest siren song collection and try to learn a few by heart
Or maybe what would interest you more would be the guided tour of our bioluminescent seascrapers
That rise out of the abyss, are hard to miss, and way more imposing than any serpent could ever hope to be
Seascrapers are often adorned with worn bronze or blinding gold, and windows that hold back the force of Poseidon, himself
Which would be, quoted in Atlantean Architecture Weekly, 14.6 pounds per square inch
So get out of town and come on down
Because, sink or swim, Atlantis is waiting
