Girl Scout


Oh hunny, bunny, scrum
I’ve got a twitch that might make you cum
And also a theory about the subjectivity of color

“Whats your favorite graph?” - just pick one!
I want to see if you’d trampoline 
for a histogram
Yeah bouncer you’re such a genie!
Parrot fish let me please
Win a wish:
I want to know if Isaac Newton actually died a virgin

King cumbersome 
Rolls me over like a woods rock
And I ne-bra-ska his thin mints
Then draw a face on his work from home white board

Only now I’m remembering I snagged
that expo from a marker chain
Caps to bottoms making a rainbow cane
I guess pink was on the end but still

Wait and… he hasn’t erased it 
And he named them Glen
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