Your Chakras Are Showing


Regarding my present life status: I’m ready to publicly proclaim that I can ocularly perceive a photon-based representation of the vibrational frequency of the tiny, electrical impulses emitted by your central nervous system. In other words, I can see your chakras, okay? I’m not trying to overplay Insecure references it’s just that I’m still on that shit because of the last episode EVER. 

In other words, I can see your chakras, okay?


The best part about endings though? Something else begins. I endeavor to begin my optimal life. So, with the close of 2021 comes the close of my participation in any of the following:

  • Dumbing myself down to prevent being audibly interpreted as Charlie Brown’s teacher
  • Fucked up capitalist agendas that command extra motivation on one, arbitrary day of the week and performative “hustle” on the rest
  • Keeping to myself the strange philosophies, extrasensory information and potential prophecies about what life means and how to do it. Most relevant to this article is the ability to visualize and expound upon a simple operating system for your mental, emotional and physical states of being, otherwise known as your chakras and your life. 
 

Most relevant to this article is the ability to visualize and expound upon a simple operating system for your mental, emotional and physical states of being, otherwise known as your chakras and your life. 


The reasons I’ve kept my eccentric ability mostly to myself are varied with the predominant driver being that I am outrageously, and on the surface seemingly contradictorily, open to the idea that I can see chakras because I invented a reality … in which I can see chakras. Yeah, I dove down the fractal reality rabbit hole several years ago. The theory of fractal reality suggests that one something - consciousness, God, a supernova, etc - started everything. Then, infinitesimal pieces of that something  multiplied until an entire universe was created. As participants of this universe, we can create new fractals. It is theorized that different fractals, or versions, of reality exist simultaneously. I used to imagine  primal intercourse with my ex in a reality in which he was mute, but there was an offsetting reality where we'd never met and I had settled down with a well-built, stable man who I wanted to fuck, but not like WANTED TO FUCK. Then there’s the GOAT reality where I get it all.
 
I’ve been mind-bending fractal reality theory to include an optimal version; a GOAT life, if you will. While many potential realities offer satisfaction, the one with maximum benefit to us and the whole of humanity, with the least amount of resistance, is, I suggest, our GOAT life. My GOAT, at present, includes using a person’s light configuration to discern the root cause of their feelings, thoughts and physical manifestations. Then, I help the person understand and rearrange that light energy so as to eliminate the excess baggage in an upwardly causal way, meaning the smallest possible influence, ie the quantum particles that make up our chakras, cause outcomes at “higher” levels of reality such as our emotional, mental and physical bodies. The goal is adoption of the precise energetic configuration required to create and/or collide with our GOAT life. Often, this is known as resonance or vibration. In chakra circles, it might be called alignment. I think of it as an energetic blueprint and just like our thumbprints, no two are alike. For those who want to go all in on pursuit of GOAT resonance, I lean into the “wah, wah, wah” by further demonstrating how vibrational configuration also works in a downwardly causal way, where higher levels of reality influence “lower” levels in the way that physical compression of your lumbar region might throw your sacral chakra out of optimal resonance.

 
Yep, in true Matrix style, alignment of our chakras and achievement of optimal resonance is both upwardly causal and downwardly causal at the same time. While you could let this metaphysical Schrodinger’s cat scramble your brain, it helps to focus on the advantage rather than the paradox. You have your choice of two, polarized approaches to achieving GOAT frequency. The inside-out approach might include meditation and prayer, reiki, sound or other energy healing modalities, and plant remedies. Outside-in could look like talk therapy, medications to control unwanted thoughts, and allopathic medicine to direct the body back to health. I attack it from both ends and meet in the middle for a smoother, more efficient journey to resonance. I’m into helping you GOAT resonate, regardless of which methodology you choose. You could also choose to call me full of shit then re-read The God Delusion or the bible to spite me. It’s your reality after all. Or is it? 
 

It's your reality after all. Or is it?


Whatever, I’m getting cheese fries, making obscure references to old movies then recording YouTube vids with a chakra assessment for each astrological sign. I said I’m not hiding anymore, okay?
Poet | Nonprofit Founder | Guide 👁 | Mentor ☯️ | Human (probably) | Everybody’s Weird Auntie ✊🌍 www.wewriteforchange.org
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